favorite Dave Chapelle quotes

[BibleBasher66666]

my fave Dave Chapelle quote would have to be when he plays black president bush "Oil who said anything about oil? bitch you cooking?"

[HockeyHelmet]

Then Jasper said "Look here, nigger, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be *me*."

[BibleBasher66666]

"turn that jungle music off! boogie woogie nigger boogie woogie!"

[Bill From Cleveland]

I know its not a quote, but I love this scetch. Didn't Bill Burr write it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivpk6LBj3vg

[tstlkevanilla]

I know its not a quote, but I love this scetch. Didn't Bill Burr write it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivpk6LBj3vg

:rofl:
That is a great one!

[Barroom Hero]

How about you and your friends verses me and the revolution?

[BibleBasher66666]

How about you and your friends verses me and the revolution?

Lmao love the prince one. yea took us back for some pancakes thats right pancakes

[CrippledDonkeyStyle]

"Im Rick James, bitch!"

[CrippledDonkeyStyle]

"Fuck yo couch nigga! Fuck yo couch!"

[Moose Milky]

chappelle didnt say it but it was on his show ......KONICHIWA BITCHES

[Mikeimus_Prime]

"Flipper wasn't even his real name. It was Jimmy. Jimmy the nigga hatin' dolphin."

[tstlkevanilla]

Any single quote from the Black Bush bit.. my favorite one :)

[Bill From Cleveland]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbCaakFuI5A

[tstlkevanilla]

tee hee.. i have it up on my myspace :)

myspace.com/tstlkevanilla <--- shameless plug

[Moose Milky]

samuel L jackson Beer when he screamed in poor billy burr's ear " HOW"s IT TASTE MOTHERFUCKER !!

[Bill From Cleveland]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXIB7y8_rbU

[Mikeimus_Prime]

Black Bush skit discussing gay marriage. "Dat shit is gross."

[tstlkevanilla]

hahaha thanks bill!

[tstlkevanilla]

Black Bush skit discussing gay marriage. "Dat shit is gross."
"DAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA!"

[BibleBasher66666]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXIB7y8_rbU

you will be fucking fat chicks in no time

[Moose Milky]

LMAO thanks for the clip

[Wickedballs]

When Tiger Woods got drafted in the racial draft, and he said in the half white voice "Ummm I have wanted to say this for a long time....For shizzle" *smiles goofily and walks off.

[SlackJaw]

heh heh - so much good stuff...

Niggar Family, and Racial Draft are a couple of my favorites... anything with Charlie Murphy is good...

There was another bit a while back, no one mentioned yet... The blind Klan leader, who didn't know he was black....

After he found out he was black, he killed his wife "because she was a nigger lover"

:rofl:

[Bill From Cleveland]

heh heh - so much good stuff...

Niggar Family, and Racial Draft are a couple of my favorites... anything with Charlie Murphy is good...

There was another bit a while back, no one mentioned yet... The blind Klan leader, who didn't know he was black....

After he found out he was black, he killed his wife "because she was a nigger lover"

:rofl:
Close.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf3BHTB2RAY

I just found this one. Worth watching. Funny as hell. It's not DC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmM7Nir0yhE

[SlackJaw]

Close.I don't think that was the whole bit, but yeah I may not have quoted it exactly right... just my best recollection, nigger.

;)