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Morningkill
12-17-2007, 11:41 PM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2643291.html

'World's oldest man' dies

A Ukrainian bachelor believed to have been the oldest person in the world has died at the age of 116.

Hryhoriy Nestor died in his sleep before proof of his age was submitted to Guinness World Records, reports the BBC.

A few close relatives and neighbours gathered for Mr Nestor's funeral in his home village of Stary Yarychev.

His last wishes were that there be no crying - and that guests were served his favourite dishes - warm potato and herring, and cabbage with home-made sausage.

Oksana, one of the relations with whom he lived, said he had led an active life to the last, helping around the house, whether it was making dumplings or tending the chickens.

"His death came as a surprise to us, he just didn't wake up again," Oksana said.

"After his master's death, his favourite cat Murchik didn't go into his corner like he usually did but lay down on his bed."

According to family documents, he was born on 15 March 1891. A former farm labourer, he put his long life down to the fact that he never married.

"He didn't find himself a mate because he was a short man and never had money," Oksana believes.

He loved to get outside and would run barefoot through the grass. He drank vodka in moderation, and his favourite food was simple country fare.

The world's recognised oldest living person is currently Edna Parker of the United States, who turned 114 in April.

116 years old is impressive. I plan to beat that record by at least one week.

Mikeimus_Prime
12-17-2007, 11:43 PM
He actually died after flipping his vette.

Barroom Hero
12-17-2007, 11:43 PM
In his last breath he mumbled, "Keep those damn kids off my lawn."

heymotherkisser
12-17-2007, 11:44 PM
what the fuck kind of life do you have at 116? really? you can barely move, and you're shitting your pants, and have been for like 30 years.

Lee-Mels
12-17-2007, 11:44 PM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2643291.html



116 years old is impressive. I plan to beat that record by at least one week.

I would only wanna live that long if I was some what living, and enjoying life not hurting in pain

Barroom Hero
12-17-2007, 11:47 PM
I would only wanna live that long if I was some what living, and enjoying life not hurt in pain

I plan to be a burden on my kids for as long as I can. Even if I don't get it, I'm faking Alzheimer's when I hit 60.

I in fact don't have kids yet, but I imagine that when I do, they will be complete assholes and will deserve some fucking payback.

Flea_Man
12-17-2007, 11:48 PM
oh damn, I thought this was about Whiteypi

Morningkill
12-17-2007, 11:52 PM
oh damn, I thought this was about Whiteypi

:rofl:

Flea = win

drtwoball
12-17-2007, 11:52 PM
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116! Fuckin' Christ!

...In Honor I think its time for a game of PICTURE YOUR GRANDMA NAKED!
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winged-eel
12-18-2007, 12:05 AM
He's not dead, he's only pining.

winged-eel
12-18-2007, 12:07 AM
what the fuck kind of life do you have at 116? really? you can barely move, and you're shitting your pants, and have been for like 30 years.

Actually, all that begins at 40 and gets worse by the nanosecond.:damnit:

HockeyHelmet
12-18-2007, 01:55 AM
oh noes

tstlkevanilla
12-18-2007, 02:05 AM
R.I.P. Stig

Flea_Man
12-18-2007, 02:21 AM
RIP Chris Benoit

ronolson1972
12-18-2007, 02:43 AM
good for him