Truckers dont use computers.

[Mr. Cuntwillow]

I'm not a trucker, just pointing it out.

[Legit Bill]

It will be interesting to see how the truckers react.

[Wickedballs]

lol. I am sure there are some of them out there. We figured we would give them a trucker forum :)

[FalconsGuy]

We were asked by some truckers for it.

It should be just a bunch of run on threads.

[Helnaw]

Trucker section here will blow up....we rule the world.most of us are hitech believe it or not. 10-4 breaker breaker

[Hugh Junit]

Lots of truckers here. We usually just use the computer for porn though.

[Brandon_WestPest]

I'm Paltalking while barreling down the highway as I type. We are the scourge of society, I know. But some of us are tech freaks. I will probably just post in here and the Paltalk forum. Did a good job on the boards whoever started it. Still working on my piece of shit Sig pic. I am Brandon_WestPest on Paltalk for all those who don't know me.

[heymotherkisser]

Whenever I am in one of the show related rooms, I always pull up the trucker cams when they're pointed at the road.

[Morningkill]

Whenever I am in one of the show related rooms, I always pull up the trucker cams when they're pointed at the road.

Haha, so do I. They're like mini versions of those surround-screen theaters that would make you feel like you're on a roller coaster, or in a car chase.

[billburrsucs]

theres lots of truckers in the O&A community. On a side note, I have 2 laptops in my semi right now.

[Voreskin]

Lots of us are day drivers. I drive feed truck durring the day, and post at night. So i will be on frequently.

[HockeyHelmet]

Spell check run a muck

[Voreskin]

i suck.

[Sampson_1976]

There are alot of us truckers on these fan boards

[HockeyHelmet]

what yall haulen?

[heymotherkisser]

well, the first post was by a person who doesn't drive. we know truckers make up a huge part of the fanbase, which is why this forum is here. we know you use computers and we're glad to have you all here. Hope you enjoy the forum :)

[billburrsucs]

what yall haulen?


Hey you goose, I started a thread for that

[HockeyHelmet]

I know..hey you come across any hockey equipment...you know who to PM

[CrippledDonkeyStyle]

I drive an ambulance. does that count as a truck?

[heymotherkisser]

I drive an ambulance. does that count as a truck?

you can post "people" in the "what ya haulin" thread

[CrippledDonkeyStyle]

you can post "people" in the "what ya haulin" thread

heh i was thinking the same thing

[GG98K]

Lots of truckers here. We usually just use the computer for porn though.

Pretty much covers it right there......at least thats what it's used for in my truck.

[Brandon_WestPest]

Pretty much covers it right there......at least thats what it's used for in my truck.

Don't forget Craigs List, we use if alot to find the nicest truckstop whores. But basically a laptop is a jerkoff/finding sex machine that we get to write off on the taxes. On serious not, mapping and being able to get loads from the truck is awesome. Paltalk is a fucking must.

[Irishcurse]

Is this where we post questions about body disposal? I hear truckers have mastered it.

[Brandon_WestPest]

Disposal is a complicated issue depending on the weather and how many times you want to abuse the corpse. In the winter, I find it best to catch a load up North and bury the cunt in a snowbank. Be sure to warm the pussy up with disposable handwarmers!!! In the summer it is best to swap corpses with other drivers, as the expelled body fluids provide natural lubrication. Redhead bodies are the most coveted out on the road for their road worthiness, Black whores from West Memphis are the cheapest due to the low span of time allowed for fornication. Maggots tend to wear out the pussy of black whores at a much faster rate.

Going into Canada, it is necessary to dismember the corpse enough to fit in a Styrofoam container. Cannot have easy to see dead body's lying around. When you are done desecrating the fucking whore, it is easy to dumper her in a Tim Hortons dumpster. Fresh Canadian cunts are also available here for the taking, be sure to use a wire to strangle them as guns are not permitted in Canada. These are just a few simple tips for my over the road Homeboys.

[genericbus]

that was a doozy!

[evil_ego]

I'm a trucker and love both shows......and umm...cool... a trucker forum...im sure this will help our image (tilts head to side and coughs..."bullshit") hacky i know but truthful....now im punching out.

[Brandon_WestPest]

It wont...I've resigned myself to acting the stereotype!

[evil_ego]

Lots of truckers here. We usually just use the computer for porn though.

Porn is the shiznit...."the internet is for porn....the internet is for porn!".....LINGER LONGER....

[ronolson1972]

Originally Posted by Hugh Junit
Lots of truckers here. We usually just use the computer for porn though

isn't that what o & a say the internet is for.

[DJ StrongBerg]

Disposal is a complicated issue depending on the weather and how many times you want to abuse the corpse. In the winter, I find it best to catch a load up North and bury the cunt in a snowbank. Be sure to warm the pussy up with disposable handwarmers!!! In the summer it is best to swap corpses with other drivers, as the expelled body fluids provide natural lubrication. Redhead bodies are the most coveted out on the road for their road worthiness, Black whores from West Memphis are the cheapest due to the low span of time allowed for fornication. Maggots tend to wear out the pussy of black whores at a much faster rate.

Going into Canada, it is necessary to dismember the corpse enough to fit in a Styrofoam container. Cannot have easy to see dead body's lying around. When you are done desecrating the fucking whore, it is easy to dumper her in a Tim Hortons dumpster. Fresh Canadian cunts are also available here for the taking, be sure to use a wire to strangle them as guns are not permitted in Canada. These are just a few simple tips for my over the road Homeboys.

Gee, I'm still a rookie driver I guess. I've just been knocking up flying hook waitress's in their sleep, and leaving no contact info.

[billburrsucs]

Porn is the shiznit...."the internet is for porn....the internet is for porn!".....LINGER LONGER....

have you seen the video to that, its sooo fuckin funny

[Fontaine]

You're kiddin right? next time you pass one, look inside and you may see the ever popular laptop stand. just about every major truckstop is wifi now and lots of drivers have broadband cards. The industry has come a long way from rednecks hopped up on crystal meth,being awake for days at a time following 6 feet off your bumper.

[sloppypartybucket]

Do everyday people understand how well equipped we are on the road? Power inverters, wi-fi, cellular modems. I personally have a laptop(cellular modem), microwave, dorm sized fridge, Coffee pot, toaster, tv, dvd player, convection oven all ran off my 3500 watt generator on my APU. I also have a "workstation" which is a booth that also lays down into a bed. I usually sleep on the top bunk though. I almost forgot, my XM radio!

[heymotherkisser]

truckers rule! i wish my apartment was as high tech as some of these trucks!

[DJ StrongBerg]

truckers rule! i wish my apartment was as high tech as some of these trucks!

All us Truckers want a sleeper like what they make here...

http://www.trucksleeper.com/default.htm

[ronolson1972]

porn porn porn its all about the porn

[DJ StrongBerg]

porn porn porn its all about the porn

You can only see so much before its all just tits and pussys, (deadpan)"Oh Look, she's sporting the Hitler Mustach, and this girl has a wood floor, WoW, here's an Earth Momma Muff." Boring, Trite, Worn out dreck.

I don't want Teased, I want Pleased.