XM Commercials...

[tstlkevanilla]

Aren't they the best thing you've ever heard?
Hearing them multiple times a day just MAKES me want to get the product!!


Tell em about the dis............ ah fuck it.

[winged-eel]

They only thing remotely "better" than the product commercials are the spots for other XM Shows. There is nothing that makes me smile more than having D A L E J R. blasted at me 10db louder than my ears appreciate. God damn fuck. Shoot me.

[jennjenn26]

I can only hope Dale Jr. & Jimmy Johnson have a fiery head-on collision and/or voice box cancer so I won't have to listen to their uninteresting drivel. They are so punchable. I hate them.

And I hope the wine douche gets a DWI with an underage male prostitute in his car so I won't have to hear this monotone dullard. Wine douche, I hate you even more than Dale Jr. & Jimmy Johnson.

[DMS]

The commercial for their top 40 fagot music channel is killing me. Avril Lavigne and Fergie song snippets over and over and over and over and over and over and over....... "Big girls don't cry" Yeah, really.... don't ya cry? Die in a fire.

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!! :chainsaw:

[CrippledDonkeyStyle]

I can only hope Dale Jr. & Jimmy Johnson have a fiery head-on collision and/or voice box cancer so I won't have to listen to their uninteresting drivel. They are so punchable. I hate them.

And I hope the wine douche gets a DWI with an underage male prostitute in his car so I won't have to hear this monotone dullard. Wine douche, I hate you even more than Dale Jr. & Jimmy Johnson.

well said! I agree 110%

[Dre3293]

Ya, the commericals are by far some of the most annoying things ever created, and you'd think XM would rotate them, they don't, it's like the same stuff, in the same order, every day, and, by the way, this isn't a knock on the bbbboys or 202, (which I love), but Jesus XM, through some variety in your commericals, it's the same old hokey shit, EVERY DAY I LISTEN TO O&A!

[CrippledDonkeyStyle]

ET came home. Bueller took a day off and the Berlin wall came down.......



At least we don't have to listen to that retarded redneck try to say "Booth" any more

[DMS]

At least we don't have to listen to that retarded redneck try to say "Booth" any more

:qft:

[xlrashn]

tell 'em about the discount Harry!!!!.. tell 'em about the DISCOUNT Harry.... Harry.... !!!KABLAM!!!! .. there is currently a discount on all of my wife's shit.. and oh .. if you call now your sunsetter awning will be free.

[SlackJaw]

The discount lady sounds like she's going to orgasm, then Harry tells us about the discount and she says "Good Harry", like he's a dog that just did "sit" on command.

The one I'm enjoying lately is the high pressure mortgage guy... "Biggest No Brainer in the History of the World" -- he should just go ahead and cuss, being he's on XM "The big brokerage houses want to manipulate the rates to their advantage, well I say FUCK THOSE CUNTS!!!"

[Shawn]

ET came home. Bueller took a day off and the Berlin wall came down.......



At least we don't have to listen to that retarded redneck try to say "Booth" any more

Every time I heard that fucktard say booth I wished colon cancer on him. For fucks sake learn to speak like a normal fucking person. Fuck them, fuck them in their fucking fuck-holes.

[HoustonTornado]

"cuz I thought we could go back to my place and you can go up, down, tap the triangle and go square X X".... "uhhh ok".. sounds like every female I've gotten ass from..

yea

:huh:

[NorCalSusan]

I record the show so I fast forward through the commercials..although I have heard them all because sometimes my hands are too busy to fast forward my IPOD. I do however listen to Extasy of Gold all the way through everyday because it just needs to be heard before the XM part of the show.

[theomegachrist]

DOES IT?!?

[HockeyHelmet]

Aren't they the best thing you've ever heard?
Hearing them multiple times a day just MAKES me want to get the product!!


Tell em about the dis............ ah fuck it.

I would have had to drive up there and smack you around a bit if you would have finished that line.

[Dani524]

Oh I HATE the commercials on XM. When the boys take a break, I take my headphones off. I cant stand to listen to them anymore. Its the same everyday.

[ronolson1972]

i hate the commercials on xm. the same shit over and over again. fuck me i would rather have my nuts cut of with a rusty dull butterknife than listen to those dame xm commercials.

[SlackJaw]

"cuz I thought we could go back to my place and you can go up, down, tap the triangle and go square X X".... "uhhh ok".. sounds like every female I've gotten ass from..

yea

:huh:you got to admit the voice talent on that one sounds fuckin HAWT though.

[spittinmad]

And WHY are they trying to sell XM to me while I'm ALREADY listening!!?? I own and subscribe so why should I listen to ads about XM channels? XM, and their paying sponsors, should know how many people ARE tuning out during the breaks....and missing their commercials because of this. Can't be helping the advertisers.

[City View]

Not necessaraly a commercial but if I'm told one more time to "write this on a rock".....:punch:

[tstlkevanilla]

"cuz I thought we could go back to my place and you can go up, down, tap the triangle and go square X X".... "uhhh ok".. sounds like every female I've gotten ass from..

yea

:huh:
:rofl:

[Davefromphilly]

At least we don't have to listen to that retarded redneck try to say "Booth" any more


God do i hate the south



(excludes hot southern belles, you guys are awesome and i'd eat most of your butts - the dudes and the area you live in can hit the bricks)

[BigDaddyClutch]

The only XM commercials I liked were the ones with George Carlin and his bits between O&A segments.... linger longer

[jack jack cumia]

I do however listen to Extasy of Gold all the way through everyday because it just needs to be heard before the XM part of the show.

DOES IT?!?

:winner:

lil jimmy, is that you :)

[tstlkevanilla]

The only XM commercials I liked were the ones with George Carlin and his bits between O&A segments.... linger longer

:plzdie:















:)

[jack jack cumia]

i listen to o & a on audible, so no commercials for me (the occasional live read going to break), and i record r &f on my skifi3, it's menu let's me hear r & f and only r & f

[Stug Shunt]

I am grateful that myradiostore.com and Adam & Eve both pulled their advertising from XM during the suspension. That kind of loyalty should be rewarded so I do business with both. However, for the life of me I can't get the 50 percent off promo at http://adameve.com/wow to work.

[nypest]

Tell them about the discount Harry!!!!!!!!

[Voreskin]

I like when i hear R&F spots while im listening to R&F. makes complete sense.