Would You Rather

[balogny tits]

Rules:
1) Answer the Would You Rather Above You; (You must answer the question with one of the two answers)
2) Post your own WYR for the next user.

I will start:

Would You Rather:

Fully participate in the next "Two Girls One Cup" video OR Have each of your fingernails pulled out with pliers?

[Davefromphilly]

Have each of your fingernails pulled out with pliers. You dont get a script of percocets for eating shit.

WYR:
Drink your own piss or fuck a goat.

[Bill From Cleveland]

Have each of your fingernails pulled out with pliers. You dont get a script of percocets for eating shit.

WYR:
Drink your own piss or fuck a goat.

Fuck a goat.


WYR:
Eat out a bloody virgina or lick a dirty asshole? :D

[Crystal_CT]

bloody vag...sexxy
Wyr
take mexican 12 member bukkake or hiv african buttsex?

[sixxcrow]

great, look what I get stuck with,

I want to live a while longer, so I will go with the Bukkake.

Would you rather fuck a decaying corpse or sit under a porta potty for an hour?

[BOLLOCKS]

under a porta potty...just no contest :D

Would you rather have sex with a whore or a nun?

[SniperDudeMJS]

A Whore.

Intercourse or oral?

[Crystal_CT]

intercourse

wyr
starbucks or d&d?

[sixxcrow]

starbucks (getting off easy)

wyr
french kiss a rabid raccoon or big A?

[BOLLOCKS]

OOOOOOH Big A (Im up for a challenge) :D

Death in a fire or death by drowning?

[CooterCrystal]

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CooterCrystal, Carolina Chick

:aaw:

[Carolina Chick]

Fire- you die quicker form the carbon monoxide.(spelling?)

Watch porn all day with your grandma -OR- Stick a needle in your eye?

[Bill From Cleveland]

OOOOOOH Big A (Im up for a challenge) :D

Death in a fire or death by drowning?

Porn with Granny.

WYR
Blow Jessie Jackson or Al Sharpton?

[Carolina Chick]

Hey Cooter!:nana:

[CrippledDonkeyStyle]

Porn with Granny.

WYR
Blow Jessie Jackson or Al Sharpton?

Rev Al is my pal!


WYR

Eat a banana that was just removed from Sandy Kane's vagina or be puked on by aspiring Japanese puke film stars?

[MattyB]

I'll go with puked on.

Would you rather have your dad blow you or watch your sister get banged by a black guy?

[CrippledDonkeyStyle]

Watch my sis get banged by a negro!


WYR
Tongue kiss your grandmother for 10 minutes or strangle a puppy with your bare hands?

[MattyB]

Tongue kiss my grandmother for 10 minutes.

Would you rather have your asshole burnt shut with hand held torch or have root canal with no knock out drugs (I can't be bothered to look up how to spell the correct word)

[CrippledDonkeyStyle]

root canal. i need my daily shits.

WYR Eat Aids infested pussy or get fucked in the ass by Long Dong Silver with no lube?

[Bill From Cleveland]

Infected Pussy.

WYR

FUCK a Horse or Donkey in the ass?

[CrippledDonkeyStyle]

fuck a donkey while the horse is fucking me.


WYR

Drink a gallon of blood or cut off 3 toes?

[The Phoenician]

Gallon of Blood

WYR
Chop off both legs or both hands

[CrippledDonkeyStyle]

Gallon of Blood

WYR
Chop off both legs or both hands

legs. i need to jerk off.


WYR

Lick a pig's ass or drink horse cum?

[MattyB]

I guess lick a pig's ass and hope it tastes like bacon.

Would you rather eat your own dick or watch your parents get burnt alive?

[CrippledDonkeyStyle]

I guess lick a pig's ass and hope it tastes like bacon.

Would you rather eat your own dick or watch your parents get burnt alive?

burn my parents. When they die Ill be loaded.


WYR

Get shit on by Erock or have to blow Fez?

[balogny tits]

Shit on by Erock, I wouldn't want Fezzie's little thing in my mouth.

WYR: Never be able to masterbate or never be able to fuck?

[Rick from Rockland]

Never be able to masterbate..

WYR:

Fuck and Suck Sandy Kane's cunt or get blown/fucked (for the ladies) by Big A.

[balogny tits]

I am not a lady, but if I was, big A.

WYR Give your father a rim job or give Tippy Tom a rim job?

[MattyB]

I guess my dad just because I know where he has been.

Would you rather have Pat from Moonachie do the Baby Bird to you or have a tranny shit in your mouth?

[balogny tits]

I guess my dad just because I know where he has been.

Would you rather have Pat from Moonachie do the Baby Bird to you or have a tranny shit in your mouth?

Pat do the baby bird - much safer than tranny shit.

Get no sex for 10 years or get all the sex you want from whomever you want but have to spend on day a month behind a hole in a public men's restroom?

[The Phoenician]

Get all the sex I want, even with the hole in the men's room.

WYR Smell Tippy Tom's Asshole from less than six inches away or fuck Robert Reed without a rubber?

[balogny tits]

Tippy Toms asshole; I want to live

Fuck Opie or fuck anthony

[Morningkill]

Fuck Opie. If you kinda squint he looks like a woman.

Would you rather trade brains with Francine or trade bodies with Bob Kelly?

[MattyB]

Fuck Opie. If you kinda squint he looks like a woman.

Would you rather trade brains with Francine or trade bodies with Bob Kelly?

Don't most of OnA fans already look like Bobby Kelly? Hardy Har Har!

[Spider]

-Bodies with Bob.

-Fuck Spider, or
-Blow Spider...

[balogny tits]

I think fuck, I could close my eyes and pretend.

WYR eat a ground up light bulb or the stomach contents of a recently deceased homeless man?

[balogny tits]

I guess I will answer my own: I would eat the light bulb.

Now, wyr go to prison for 5 years of be deported from your country for life.

[MattyB]

Prison.

Would you rather have your fingernails ripped out with pliers or have your tongue cut out with a rusty tuna can lid?

[Wickedballs]

The tongue would be quicker and less painful than all fingernails ripped out, but would be more permanent. So I am going with the fingernails.

Death by fire, or death by drowning?

[concert pig]

The tongue would be quicker and less painful than all fingernails ripped out, but would be more permanent. So I am going with the fingernails.

Death by fire, or death by drowning?

Death by drowning as long as I choose the liquid!
- Guinness

WYR
Golf with Voss?
Get stoned with Patti?

[Dani524]

Stoned with Patty. I wouldn't even have to pretend.....


Would you rather be in a pool of piranhas's or alligators?

[Tony's bitch]

alligators , cause it would be quick

wyr have an alligator blow you or a whale fuck you?

[Wickedballs]

Alligator blow me, it would be more satisfying.

WYR be a slave in this country back when we had slaves, or live in Africa now?

[Dani524]

I would live in Africa.

WYR

Be tortured by Islamic Jihad's; or be Jimmy's sex slave for a week.

[Bill From Cleveland]

Jihad, of course,

WYR

Masturbate with sandpaper or go down on a homeless person until release?

[Wickedballs]

If i can lube the sandpaper, I would go with that. If i cannot lube it, i will still go with the sandpaper. You never know where the homeless go.

Die an excruciatingly painful death in private, or die an embarrassing death where your family finds you

[Bill From Cleveland]

excruciatingly painful death

WYR

Shove an entire Q-Tip in your penis, or lick a corpse’s asshole for ten minutes?

[Tony's bitch]

Lick a corpese's ass

WYR fall 1000ft to your death or have a lollipop?

[concert pig]

Lick a corpese's ass

WYR fall 1000ft to your death or have a lollipop?

I'll take one of Joe Rogans Lollipops!

WYR

Die in the Titanic or the Hindenburg?

[Bill From Cleveland]

Hindenburg "quick"

WYR

Eat lead tainted paint chips or Mercury tainted fish?

[concert pig]

Whats wrong with Mercury tainted fish?

This thread might actually help me with a real dilemma-

my local bar offers Shlitz 12oz for $1 or Miller Lite 10 oz for $2
which would you drink?

[FalconsGuy]

Miller Lite.

WYR

Drown to death or Burn to death

[Spider]

Burn

WYR

Fuck Spider, or give Spider all your money...

[sixxcrow]

I have 87 cents, it's all yours.

WYR

get a golden shower, or give a rimjob?

[ShadowFBA]

I have 87 cents, it's all yours.

WYR

get a golden shower, or give a rimjob?

Rimjob

Would you rather get fucked in the ass by a male, or some type of penis shaped apparatus.

[justredd]

Cant believe you picked the rimjob. Give me the strap on, again.

wyr: go blind or jerk off with broken glass?

[Tony's bitch]

jerk off with broken glass....it'll heal

WYR super glue your hand to your ass, or chop off a finger?

[sixxcrow]

I'll chop off my finger with my wedding ring tattooed on it.

WYR

Live forever and be poor, or be rich and die in 30 years.

[balogny tits]

Living forever can be dangerous (note: Melmoth the Wanderer), therefore, rich it is.

WYR: Give Jimmy a rim job or Patrice O'Neil a blow job?

[justredd]

That smooth hairless butt, no question.

WYR: jump in a barrel of shit, up to your waist, or have a cup of shit tossed on you?

[balogny tits]

Have the shit tossed on me of course.

WYR: Have O&A kicked off the air for two years and then return for a daily show or have one show per week for five years?

[sixxcrow]

1 show a week, but 40 hours long

wyr

live in a desert heat or in the arctic cold

[Bill From Cleveland]

Desert heat

WYR

Kiss an Arab on the mouth or walk his camel like a good bitch?

[FalconsGuy]

Desert heat

WYR

Kiss an Arab on the mouth or walk his camel like a good bitch?

Walk his camel.

Kiss Erock or Sandy Kaine?

[balogny tits]

Erock

WYR: shoot yourself in the foot or in the hand (your dominate hand)

[BibleBasher66666]

Have each of your fingernails pulled out with pliers. You dont get a script of percocets for eating shit.

WYR:
Drink your own piss or fuck a goat.

Haha i am with you on that one