The Opie and Anthony Show Listening Thread 7/11/08

[Brooklyn Ace]

Good Morning everyone

[megatron2015]

Good Morning.... TGIF

[megatron2015]

That guy was a tool.

[woo-town-ace]

:goodmorning:
:rgf:

[firesauce pits]

morning. i wonder how much of our tax dollars was wasted and will be wasted changing all those signs?

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

can this broad start working on eliminating 50/50 divorce laws so women can actually be treated equal all around

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

oh and GM

[firesauce pits]

isnt a black hole all consuming? why does it always have to be racist?

[woo-town-ace]

isnt a black hole all consuming? why does it always have to be racist?

a black hole works for howie

[firesauce pits]

a black hole works for howie

:qft:

[megatron2015]

a black hole works for howie

:lol:

[Davefromphilly]

can this broad start working on eliminating 50/50 divorce laws so women can actually be treated equal all around

but i thought women were inferior? now im all fucked up in the head...

what it be bitches

[Davefromphilly]

i love AT&T and so does everyone else i know that has it.
i guess the service is shitty in new york, but i think its bangin in philly, i never understand why jimmy hates it so much.

aight niggas, gotta shit/shave/shower

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

my work phone is At&T and it's just ok, is just as good/bad as verizon

[tstlkevanilla]

I have At&t and have had no problem with it. I even had reception when were deep in the mountains of Puerto Rico. Nobody else's phone worked.

[woo-town-ace]

i just make a fire and use smoke signals

[megatron2015]

I want an iPhone.

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

i've been told my work phone is getting an upgraded to the new iphone, i believe it when i have it in my hand

[woo-town-ace]

enough about the damn iphone
:whogives:

[megatron2015]

send cock pics to Stunt Brain.

[woo-town-ace]

send cock pics to Stunt Brain.

:rofl:

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

COCK PICS TO STUNTBRAIN@AOL.COM!!!!!!

[megatron2015]

Anthony making do-do. 3 boys 1 cup.

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

oh poor flea

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

what a douche

[LessThanThree]

Hubby just saw essentially this same conversation on the Today show a minute ago, but obviously with visuals. He said the new Verizon IS the iPhone, pretty much, but with a 3.2 mp camera instead of 1.5 or whatever the iPhone is. Plus all the other plusses...video messaging, google maps, etc... Let's hope it's a free phone by the time my new every 2 comes up next march-ish. Happy Birthday to Me!

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

oooooo lynch and proops

[megatron2015]

Slurpee Day :winner:

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

i wanna punch this guy

[firesauce pits]

oooooo lynch and proops

:qft: great guest

[firesauce pits]

who is this asshole who wants to dig up the white house lawn?

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

ooooo i'm going to see Lynch tomorrow, anyone else going?

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

gas at $5.10....ugh

[woo-town-ace]

gas at $5.10....ugh

that price is making me think about buying a scooter

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

bowling song!!!!!!

[megatron2015]

ooooo i'm going to see Lynch tomorrow, anyone else going?

Where he playing?

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

Where he playing?

house of blues

[Sharks!]

yikes. didn't wake up today thinking i would have to listen to the "Bowling Song".


Morning F'ers :wave:

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

yikes. didn't wake up today thinking i would have to listen to the "Bowling Song".

just made my day better

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

:rofl:

[woo-town-ace]

:lol:
lynch rulz

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

god damn, lynch is great

[Sharks!]

I love "Ye Hairy Muff" song :lol:

[Davefromphilly]

lynch rulez, this guy stinks i think though

[LessThanThree]

house of blues

I'm thinking about it. I have Harrah's rooms in Vegas. If they'll transfer it to Showboat in AC for me, I think we'll be going.

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

i have tix to the late show, i can't wait

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

lynch rulez, this guy stinks i think though

really, i think proops is killing

[woo-town-ace]

XM time, lets hear the fart jokes

[tstlkevanilla]

XM time, lets hear the fart jokes

:qft:

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

oh shit, today is the stalker patti/hypnotist show, today could be an event

[Monkey House]

Fart jokes are the cornerstone of comedy!

[firesauce pits]

Fart jokes are the cornerstone of comedy!

yea my kids love farts. everytime someone farts they giggle. farts always funny

[VaMessenger]

i hate tix to the late show, i can't wait

don't be a :h8r:

[firesauce pits]

oh shit, today is the stalker patti/hypnotist show, today could be an event

no kidding i wonder what she has forgotten. its gonna be great radio.

[VaMessenger]

oh shit, today is the stalker patti/hypnotist show, today could be an event

OMG...I forgot all about this.

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

don't be a :h8r:

:boo:

[jmwjet2]

morning all :wave:

[Davefromphilly]

really, i think proops is killing

probly just me then, im not a fan

[woo-town-ace]

probly just me then, im not a fan

well...you can't like everybody

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

morning all :wave:

:wave:

[Monkey House]

Proops is annoying today. Like the left wing Gene Simmons.

[LessThanThree]

oh shit, today is the stalker patti/hypnotist show, today could be an event


Hm, should I stay home from the stepson's baseball game to catch it on replay? His mom will be there, so it seems like a win-win for me.

[tstlkevanilla]

This could be good :D

[Monkey House]

This could be good :D

If it's Friday, it must be Patty until 11.

[tstlkevanilla]

Ok I'm beginning to find this guy annoying.

[Davefromphilly]

TED!

[tstlkevanilla]

Can they hypnotize Proops into shutting the fuck up for 5 minutes?

[Davefromphilly]

lynch didnt make the walkover i guess? that sucks

[Monkey House]

Can they hypnotize Proops into shutting the fuck up for 5 minutes?

If this stuff works, they should make Patty totally turn her life around. Start fucking, get a real job, lose the accent...

[Monkey House]

lynch didnt make the walkover i guess? that sucks

He hates Greg Proops too.

[LessThanThree]

Proops is a little too pretentious for me. I can only take a few minutes and then I have to stop listening.

[tstlkevanilla]

If this stuff works, they should make Patty totally turn her life around. Start fucking, get a real job, lose the accent...

Did you forget what show you're listening to? :)

[tstlkevanilla]

I have a feeling this guy is going to ruin this bit with his mouth.

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

did they say steve is bringing up Joel Mchale...yay!!!!!

[megatron2015]

Roland :rofl:

[Monkey House]

Did you forget what show you're listening to? :)

I forget a lot of things.

[Davefromphilly]

hahaha, rolands afraid to look at him

[Davefromphilly]

Nice, joel will save us from greg

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

Roland is such a mess, gotta love him

[Davefromphilly]

Roland is such a mess, gotta love him

roland is the coolest

[jmwjet2]

Nice, joel will save us from greg

hopefully.

[tstlkevanilla]

Shit.. I'm starting to get drowsy myself.

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

this is gonna end real bad

[Davefromphilly]

patty's even boring when she's 8 and having fun

[tstlkevanilla]

Why do I want to give Patti a hug all of a sudden.

[Davefromphilly]

this is gonna end real bad

oh, its gonna be terrible. i can't wait

[Monkey House]

Why do I want to give Patti a hug all of a sudden.

You've been hypnotized into thinking she's a smokin' hot latina.

[tstlkevanilla]

You've been hypnotized into thinking she's a smokin' hot latina.

There's no hypnotist in the WORLD that could pull that off. Jesus Christ himself couldn't do it.

[Monkey House]

She may be the first person under hypnosis to ever put an audience to sleep.

[Sharks!]

Patty is putting me into a deeeeep sleeeeep

eyelids are geeettttinnnggg heavvvvyyy....













:sleeping:

[tstlkevanilla]

"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

[Mick32]

I don't think we're getting a kid-touching story from Patti today.

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

I don't think we're getting a kid-touching story from Patti today.

agreed

[tstlkevanilla]

OMG I officially hate Greg Proops.

[Davefromphilly]

this isnt gonna go anywere is it

[tstlkevanilla]

this isnt gonna go anywere is it

Nope. Not really.

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

this isnt gonna go anywere is it

it will once we get outta the serious stuff and see what the do with cream pie jones

[Davefromphilly]

haha jimmy proves a damn good point

[Monkey House]

If they asked her a question, then left for the weekend, she'd still be there monday morning; dehydrated, starved, and babbling about nothing.

[Davefromphilly]

it will once we get outta the serious stuff and see what the do with cream pie jones

oh, im not doubting that, i was talkin bout the kid touching, i saw afterwards that you and mick32 already said that, so i was just being a repetitive asshole

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

oh, im not doubting that, i was talkin bout the kid touching, i saw afterwards that you and mick32 already said that, so i was just being a repetitive asshole

you can leave repetitive out of that sentence youngster :)

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

her improve skills are amazing

[tstlkevanilla]

If they asked her a question, then left for the weekend, she'd still be there monday morning; dehydrated, starved, and babbling about nothing.

What makes that so funny, is that it's so true.

[Davefromphilly]

you can leave repetitive out of that sentence youngster :)

cant argue that


they should make her think she's going through heroin withdrawl

[VaMessenger]

I love how they are hating on Don some..it's not his fault. Funny how he kills on RnF, but this show...hmmmm.

[tstlkevanilla]

This guy isn't a real doctor right?

[Sharks!]

that is going to make her cry.

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

I love how they are hating on Don some..it's not his fault. Funny how he kills on RnF, but this show...hmmmm.

but you can't make a steak outta dog shit.


patti = dog shit

[heymotherkisser]

oh no.

[Sharks!]

This is flowing out a little too smoothly for her not to have thought about this before...

[tstlkevanilla]

Ok now this is getting good. :lol:

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

playing tag...patti is a sex hack

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

riding like a cowboy :rofl:

[VaMessenger]

Wow...back to shit jokes????

[tstlkevanilla]

:rofl:

[Sharks!]

:lol: "Shit box award"

[heymotherkisser]

patti has a sexy voice

[firesauce pits]

god damn patti's german accent has me almost in tears.:rofl:

[megatron2015]

3 girls 1 tub

[megatron2015]

If they get her to wear a shit hat...

[jmwjet2]

"the diaherra of anne frank"

:rofl:

[Mick32]

Patti's taking a bite out of today's show.

[jmwjet2]

i miss upbeat energized xm friday shows

[Sharks!]

Not even the chicken works?!?!?!?!?!

:rofl:


This fucking show today :lol:

http://crazycrashes.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/insame_multi_car_pile_up-1.jpg

[tstlkevanilla]

Not even the chicken works?!?!?!?!?!

:rofl:


This fucking show today :lol:

http://crazycrashes.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/insame_multi_car_pile_up-1.jpg

But I'm loving it! :lol:

[Monkey House]

Not even the chicken works?!?!?!?!?!

:rofl:


This fucking show today :lol:

http://crazycrashes.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/insame_multi_car_pile_up-1.jpg

And the guy in the middle is just dazzled at the sheer number of car stereos up for grabs.

[Sharks!]

And the guy in the middle is just dazzled at the sheer number of car stereos up for grabs.

thank you racist chicken :D

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

this is gonna end in tears

[tstlkevanilla]

And the guy in the middle is just dazzled at the sheer number of car stereos up for grabs.

:lol:

thank you racist chicken :D

ZING!

[Sharks!]

I think they finally scrambled what little brains she had :rofl:

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

:lol:

[tstlkevanilla]

HAHAHA!! I'm no longer skeptical of hypnotists! Patti has no acting skills whatsoever.. she cannot be faking this!

[VaMessenger]

HAHAHA...the jews run the world!!!!!!!!!

[megatron2015]

:lol:

[heymotherkisser]

i love some jews.

[Monkey House]

thank you racist chicken :D

SOMEBODY had to pull off the racist chicken bit!

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

patti likes black dick

[tstlkevanilla]

omg I'm sitting here giggling like a retard! :rofl:

[megatron2015]

I guess she like black dick

[Flea_Man]

i love some jews.

:aaw:

[Sharks!]

:rofl: @ :jimmy: 's line

[VaMessenger]

Jimmy with LOTD.

[firesauce pits]

patti likes black dick

:qft: she sure does. oh this is gold

[Sharks!]

woo hoo! i heard the ding of the Sony camera being turned on!

[tstlkevanilla]

Please tell me Sam is taping this.

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

Please tell me Sam is taping this.

i'd be more shocked if he wasnt

[VaMessenger]

omg...that was disgusting.

[firesauce pits]

jimmys farts are flowery lol this bonus time rules!!!!

[tstlkevanilla]

:anthony: :rofl:

[Sharks!]

Patti is an Azero.

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

Lynch mutha fuckers!!!!! cant wait for the show tomorrow

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

roland's loff is great :rofl:

[Sharks!]

i held my piss break for this?!

haha that was great in an awful kind of way