Flea is finally gonna be 21.

[Wickedballs]

What: Flea's "hey he can legally get into bars and not wait out in the cold" bday get together / bar night
Where: Stout in NYC.
http://www.stoutnyc.com/index.html
133 W. 33rd street (7th and Broadway)
When: August 16th, 9pm

[Brandon]

So, where do I go for the torch?

[Morningkill]

I'll be there.

[Flea_Man]

So, where do I go for the TORAH?

LOL FIXED CAUSE FLEA IS JEWISH

[Brandon]

LOL FIXED CAUSE FLEA IS JEWISH

So you'll just mail it to Ohio and hope it reaches me?

[Flea_Man]

http://www.athensinfoguide.com/images/thumbs/sports/torchrunner.gif

[Wickedballs]

I'll be there if I don't have to work that night.

[Morningkill]

http://www.athensinfoguide.com/images/thumbs/sports/torchrunner.gif

Stealer.

[The Serious Police]

don't you have to be 21 to hotlink images from other sites?

[Morningkill]

Welcome, Morningkill.
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OMG

[Flea_Man]

don't you have to be 21 to hotlink images from other sites?

: peppermints:

[Morningkill]

: peppermints:

TOBLERONES

[Flea_Man]

hahahahahahaha

[The Serious Police]

: peppermints:

never hotlink my photobucket... image swap, ftw!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u129/dkwhiskey/tam.jpg

[Flea_Man]

FREE HUGS

[HaFtALoVeMe]

http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/2780.jpg

[Morningkill]

http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/2780.jpg

I see nossink. :(

[Mikeimus_Prime]

I'll be 21 August 18...

just sayin

[SlackJaw]

Happy Birthday FleaUnderscoreMan!!!!1!1

:wave:

[dryerdoor]

I heard Marissa is flying everyone to Chicago for the Deadbent party on August 16th.

I already promised I might go to that.

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

i'll be in South Carolina, sorry little buddy

[VaMessenger]

I just don't want to go...no other excuse.

[dryerdoor]

I just don't want to go...no other excuse.

That's the most valid excuse I've heard since, "I'm can't go because I'm going to be busy looking at grass grow"

[Flea_Man]

I heard Marissa is flying everyone to Chicago for the Deadbent party on August 16th.

I already promised I might go to that.

I'm sure she'll skip that to go to Anthony's pool party that day. Basically:

Flea < Deadbent < Anthony

[heymotherkisser]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Morningkill]

http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/2780.jpg

I see nossink. :(

Now I can see it. That was weird.

[megatron2015]

Hope this is just like my 21 birfday... Mine sucked.

[Lee-Mels]

What: Flea's "hey he can legally get into bars and not wait out in the cold" bday get together / bar night
Where: Stout in NYC.
http://www.stoutnyc.com/index.html
133 W. 33rd street (7th and Broadway)
When: August 16th, 9pm

:lol: I wonder what order you were on Flea's list Mike, I knew he asked a few people to start this thread for him. I am planing on being there.

: peppermints:

:what:

[LAX]

cousins grad party out east that day....sorry I'll be hitting on 18 y.o.'s

[Morningkill]

cousins grad party out east that day....sorry I'll be hitting on 18 y.o.'s

I can just see the scene:

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/Morningkill/Emoticons/emot-cop.gifhttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/Morningkill/Emoticons/emot-fappery.gif

[LAX]

I can just see the scene:

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/Morningkill/Emoticons/emot-cop.gifhttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/Morningkill/Emoticons/emot-fappery.gif


odds are your right

....and I want http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/Morningkill/Emoticons/emot-fappery.gif added to smileys

[Flea_Man]

odds are your right

....and I want http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/Morningkill/Emoticons/emot-fappery.gif added to smileys

but we already have : lax:

[SlackJaw]

IS FLEA OFFICIALLY 21 YET?

[SlackJaw]

[/THREAD]

:wave:

just saying

[The Serious Police]

cousins grad party out east that day....sorry I'll be hitting on 18 y.o.'s

I envy you.

[xxxMAULxxx]

LOL FIXED CAUSE FLEA IS JEWISH



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Ewwwwwww did you just do a fixed joke you hack.





I'll most likey come, maybe, I'll think about it, possibly.





<3 flea man

[The Serious Police]

Posted via Mobile Device

Ewwwwwww did you just do a fixed joke you hack.





I'll most likey come, maybe, I'll think about it, possibly.





<3 flea man

What if I decide to go?

[Morningkill]

What if I decide to go?

GASP

[The Serious Police]

I'm only going if Lorenzo goes.

[IneffableCause]

cousins grad party out east that day....sorry I'll be hitting on 18 y.o.'s

Was about to say I'd be there, but I think I'd rather invite myself to tag along with Lax...

[ShadowFBA]

Who?

[The Blonde]

Did anyone take a pool on who's pants Flea will be barfing on?

[Mikeimus_Prime]

his own

[Flea_Man]

So you mean to tell me this "fake" fight was for some viral marketing idea designed for message boards to promote your birthday party?

Jesus Christ..

Yes!!!!!!!!! Thank you.

What: Flea's "hey he can legally get into bars and not wait out in the cold" bday get together / bar night

Where: Stout in NYC.
http://www.stoutnyc.com/index.html

133 W. 33rd street (7th and Broadway)

When: August 16th, 9pm

[Flea_Man]

HOLLA AT YA BOY.

http://kuras.us/pics/fri24.png

[The Serious Police]

Oh look, it's human hot sauce.

[Flea_Man]

Oh look, it's human hot sauce.

Human hot sauce
Make your lips red like gloss
I'm burning up your thoughts
This will be your loss.

[The Serious Police]

Will it?

[Flea_Man]

I should just write an entire rap about me and post it. Instead of some stupid Erock one that I wrote in 10 minutes and didn't memorize.

[VaMessenger]

I should just write an entire rap about me and post it. Instead of some stupid Erock one that I wrote in 10 minutes and didn't memorize.

I will ban you.

[Flea_Man]

I will ban you.

Sure you will.

[Lee-Mels]

I will ban you.

:lol:

Flea I am gonna try to make a appearance @ your party but I might not be able too. If not happy birthday Flea

[Flea_Man]

Thanks man! Definitely try and make it out. It's going to be half party half amazing.

[octanefan]

do i get to punch you 21 times?

[Flea_Man]

do i get to punch you 21 times?

omg no

[The Serious Police]

can I fuck your sister's titties?

[VaMessenger]

can I fuck your sister's titties?

Flea's sister is hot.

[DizzyPeach]

Is Remora Flea's sister?

[The Serious Police]

Is Remora Flea's sister?

omg... no.

[dryerdoor]

I'm going to see The Serious Police

[HaFtALoVeMe]

yay for flea

[Flea_Man]

you coming with Mikey?

[dryerdoor]

By the way flea, BlindMann said he'd be able to come up.

[MattyIceGfunk]

Sorry cant make it Flea. Can you post your address so people can send you stuff?

[dryerdoor]

Sorry cant make it Flea. Can you post your address so people can send you stuff?

I have his address available

Matthew Lolzturtle
1004 FBARGFWBRFPOSTWHORES Street
2nd Floor
LMAOOMGBBQQTF, New York, 90909

[MattyIceGfunk]

I have his address available

Matthew Lolzturtle
1004 FBARGFWBRFPOSTWHORES Street
2nd Floor
LMAOOMGBBQQTF, New York, 90909

Cool thanks! Hope he gets the naked pictures of your mother.

[dryerdoor]

Cool thanks! Hope he gets the naked pictures of your mother.

Good one. Got any more zingers like that?

[MattyIceGfunk]

No that's all I got and had dust it off.

[Lee-Mels]

Thanks man! Definitely try and make it out. It's going to be half party half amazing.

really damn now I need to be there

do i get to punch you 21 times?
omg no

Can I?

Flea's sister is hot.

:frankqft:

[Flea_Man]

By the way flea, BlindMann said he'd be able to come up.

and Darth Vendetta is coming out.




OMFG ITS AN EADN GET TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!

[dryerdoor]

and Darth Vendetta is coming out.




OMFG ITS AN EADN GET TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, I can finally say I shook a midget's hand.

[Flea_Man]

Dude, I can finally say I shook a midget's hand.

what about Eric?

[dryerdoor]

what about Eric?

Hmmm...

Dude, I can finally say I shook 2 midgets hands.

Fixed.

[Flea_Man]

Hmmm...



Fixed.

That calls for a giant polar bear crashing through the wall with a frozen beverage.

[Flea_Man]

That calls for a giant polar bear crashing through the wall with a frozen beverage.

http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/d/d1/C6QJPRHW4QF6KFDP7XJNW24TNDI4YNF2.jpg

[dryerdoor]

That calls for a giant polar bear crashing through the wall with a frozen beverage.

http://www.carlschaad.com/blog/blogpics/Polar-bear.jpg
http://i.pbase.com/g6/75/750975/2/79770533.ipbpZk3K.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/58/197453958_8131ff7cfc.jpg

[Flea_Man]

I prefer Dairy Queen Blizzards.

[octanefan]

reeses pieces blizzard FTW!

[megatron2015]

reeses pieces blizzard FTW!

mmmm... blizzard

[octanefan]

i'm getting one after work....damn you flea!

[HaFtALoVeMe]

you coming with Mikey?

We'll be there with COOKIES in tow

or cupcakes

or a cake saying "happy 21st"

hmm... we'll see what i feel like baking the night before <3


(btw whats your fav. cookie? and/or cake flavor? and/or Icing?)

[octanefan]

i like cookies

[dryerdoor]

We'll be there with COOKIES in tow

or cupcakes

or a cake saying "happy 21st"

hmm... we'll see what i feel like baking the night before <3


(btw whats your fav. cookie? and/or cake flavor? and/or Icing?)

Anything that is associated with Raptor Jesus and his parents, Raptor Mary and Raptor Joe.

[Ziph]

Anything that is associated with Raptor Jesus and his parents, Raptor Mary and Raptor Joe.

Raptor Mary without her Raptor head looks like Ripley from Alien 3

[The Serious Police]

Anything that is associated with Raptor Jesus and his parents, Raptor Mary and Raptor Joe.

I bet Raptor Joe tries to take all the credit for Raptor Jesus' success.

[dryerdoor]

I bet Raptor Joe tries to take all the credit for Raptor Jesus' success.

Raptor Joe don't care. 05.

[dryerdoor]

Raptor Joe broke up with Raptor Mary because once Raptor Jesus was sick and Raptor Joe needed sex.

[The Serious Police]

JOINT BANK ACCOUNT

LOST CAR

WOW STICKER

DEAD BUNNY

USPS/NISSAN/COLGATE

[Wickedballs]

Raptor Joe broke up with Raptor Mary because once Raptor Jesus was sick and Raptor Joe needed sex.

I bet Raptor Joe and Roptor Mary had joint account filled with gold, frankincense, and myrrh.

[Wickedballs]

JOINT BANK ACCOUNT

LOST CAR

WOW STICKER

DEAD BUNNY

USPS/NISSAN/COLGATE

They are listed in order by hilarity.

[Brandon]

They are listed in order by hilarity.

Wouldn't WoW Sticker be above Lost Car?

[dryerdoor]

Raptor Joe lost his donkey, but he found it, because it had a WOW sticker.

[Ziph]

Raptor Joe broke up with Raptor Mary because once Raptor Jesus was sick and Raptor Joe needed sex.

Not to mention Raptor Mary got fat and smelled like rotten cheesecake.

[The Serious Police]

Wouldn't WoW Sticker be above Lost Car?

Technically, it should be ON lost car.

[Wickedballs]

Raptor Joe took his donkey to another city to make Raptor Mary cry when he found out she was rubbing butts with the court jester.

[Brandon]

Technically, it should be ON lost car.

WoW Sticker/Lost Car.

[dryerdoor]

Raptor Joe took his donkey to another city to make Raptor Mary cry when he found out she was rubbing butts with the court jester.

Raptor Joe hates it when you call him fat.

[Morningkill]

I bet Raptor Joe tries to take all the credit for Raptor Jesus' success.

Raptor Joe don't care. 05.

Raptor Joe broke up with Raptor Mary because once Raptor Jesus was sick and Raptor Joe needed sex.

JOINT BANK ACCOUNT

LOST CAR

WOW STICKER

DEAD BUNNY

USPS/NISSAN/COLGATE

I bet Raptor Joe and Roptor Mary had joint account filled with gold, frankincense, and myrrh.

Raptor Joe lost his donkey, but he found it, because it had a WOW sticker.

Raptor Joe took his donkey to another city to make Raptor Mary cry when he found out she was rubbing butts with the court jester.

Raptor Joe hates it when you call him fat.

I don't think Joekes will ever cease to be funny.

[Brandon]

I don't think Joekes will ever cease to be funny.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/IceeLogo.png

[Flea_Man]

Did you know that one time Longcat was coming up from Atlanta to visit, and Raptor Mary and her friends were excited. But Raptor Joe said that if he sees Longcat, he'll get arrested.

[Morningkill]

Even better, Raptor Joe was on the dinoboards that very morning claiming he couldn't go to the Travelling Procompsognathus Show due to "work obligations".

[Flea_Man]

Even better, Raptor Joe was on the dinoboards that very morning claiming he couldn't go to the Travelling Procompsognathus Show due to "work obligations".

lol

[dryerdoor]

Raptor Joe failed to acknowledge T-Rex Tony Judas at the Bread Factory Cave, when Pterdactyl Imran introduced them.

[Wickedballs]

I don't think I can go to Fleas party :(

My weekend schedule came out yesterday for work and I have to work at 11pm on Saturday night. The good news is that I am working in the city and if we finish early I will go from there.

[HaFtALoVeMe]

since, i never got an answer, he's not getting cookies, nor cupcakes nor a cake....

and i was gonna put sprinkles on them too...

[dryerdoor]

since, i never got an answer, he's not getting cookies, nor cupcakes nor a cake....

and i was gonna put sprinkles on them too...

You better bring you and your fucking cookie, or you get a roundhouse kick.

[HaFtALoVeMe]

You better bring you and your fucking cookie, or you get a roundhouse kick.

is that supposed to scare me or something?

[dryerdoor]

is that supposed to scare me or something?

I was hoping so.

:(

[HaFtALoVeMe]

I was hoping so.

:(

it may have worked

[Flea_Man]

since, i never got an answer, he's not getting cookies, nor cupcakes nor a cake....

and i was gonna put sprinkles on them too...

OMG BRING CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST AND I LOVED THEM AT THE TAILGATE.

[Brandon]

OMG BRING CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST AND I LOVED THEM AT THE TAILGATE.

OMG, Flea_Man, Hi.

[octanefan]

sorry flea i'll be face deep in tits at the strip club

[dryerdoor]

sorry flea i'll be face deep in tits at the strip club

If you have to preface to people that you are straight, by saying you are going to be "face deep in tits at the strip club", you are IN FACT, gay.

[Flea_Man]

sorry flea i'll be face deep in tits at the strip club

in your OWN tits


GET IT ITS A FAT JOKEZRSORS!!!!!!!!!!11B

[octanefan]

i'll kill you

[Brandon]

i'll kill you

Tony Lite.

[dryerdoor]

i'll kill you

Size queen.

[HaFtALoVeMe]

chocolate chip it is then

[dryerdoor]

chocolate chip it is then

And Peanut Butter?

[HaFtALoVeMe]

And Peanut Butter?

now you're asking too much

[dryerdoor]

now you're asking too much

Doesn't hurt to ask.

[Flea_Man]

chocolate chip it is then

omg that rules I want some of the ones from PNC right now

[Morningkill]

You better bring you and your fucking cookie, or you get a roundhouse kick.

I can't stop laughing at this.

[Flea_Man]

First I want to thank everyone for the bday wishes. That is so nice of all of you. Thank you!!

Second, I want to send a quick reminder to everyone who is or might be attending on Saturday. There's going to be a lot of people attending and I can't wait.

Stout is on 33rd str, in between 6th and 7th. There's a giant Old Navy right next to it, and a Steve and Barry across the street. If you get out of Penn Station at 33rd and 7th, just walk right. If you get out of the PATH Station, you go left. If you are taking Grand Central, it's a relatively easy walk. Go to 6th, down to 33rd, then half a block over. It's about 13-14 blocks.

If you need directions or have questions, you can get me on here or if you know my cell #, call it.

So please come out, have a drink, bring people, enjoy yourselves! This is going to be a hell of a good time. See you all Saturday!

-Matt

[Davefromphilly]

First I want to thank everyone for the bday wishes. That is so nice of all of you. Thank you!!

Second, I want to send a quick reminder to everyone who is or might be attending on Saturday. There's going to be a lot of people attending and I can't wait.

Stout is on 33rd str, in between 6th and 7th. There's a giant Old Navy right next to it, and a Steve and Barry across the street. If you get out of Penn Station at 33rd and 7th, just walk right. If you get out of the PATH Station, you go left. If you are taking Grand Central, it's a relatively easy walk. Go to 6th, down to 33rd, then half a block over. It's about 13-14 blocks.

If you need directions or have questions, you can get me on here or if you know my cell #, call it.

So please come out, have a drink, bring people, enjoy yourselves! This is going to be a hell of a good time. See you all Saturday!

-Matt


happy birthday queer. congrats on being legal, you better get your dick wet.

good luck bro


show reference, +5

[Morningkill]

OMB Flea just got booted for ducking some chick in the bar next door.

[DH 215]

Only Flea could get tossed at his own party.

[The Serious Police]

ducking?

[Morningkill]

ducking?

Yeah, my phone's word replacement/suggestion thing fucked up my post, and I didn't catch it.

[Morningkill]

Though, if he had ducked her, none of that would have happened.

[MelissaY1]

Though, if he had ducked her, none of that would have happened.

No if Woody had gone straight to the police this never would've happened. And if anyone here knows that line, bless you. Good seeing you last night, man.

[Jimbo_NY75]

No if Woody had gone straight to the police this never would've happened. And if anyone here knows that line, bless you. Good seeing you last night, man.

best line ever of that cartoon's entire run

[Morningkill]

No if Woody had gone straight to the police this never would've happened. And if anyone here knows that line, bless you. Good seeing you last night, man.

It was good seeing you too. :) And wasn't the name of that episode Bronco Busters?

[dryerdoor]

No cookies = no fun.

[MelissaY1]

It was good seeing you too. :) And wasn't the name of that episode Bronco Busters?

You know what, it's been so long since I've seen it, I don't remember the name.

[MelissaY1]

best line ever of that cartoon's entire run

QFT!

[Morningkill]

It was good seeing you too. :) And wasn't the name of that episode Bronco Busters?

You know what, it's been so long since I've seen it, I don't remember the name.

It was rattling round in my head bugging me, so I looked it up. It was Bunco Busters.