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jprice0066
11-28-2007, 07:11 PM
I've been listening since april, and I love the show. But I'm wondering why does lil jimmy sit on the console with one leg crossed. It looks weird and comfortable. Just curious.

CrippledDonkeyStyle
11-28-2007, 07:13 PM
he's got hemroids

Dre3293
11-28-2007, 07:15 PM
I've been listening since april, and I love the show. But I'm wondering why does lil jimmy sit on the console with one leg crossed. It looks weird and comfortable. Just curious.

Because he's fancy, and that's how fancy men sit!

jprice0066
11-28-2007, 07:17 PM
I was thinking his cotton panties feel weird on his shave asshole

Baggy Spandex
11-28-2007, 07:21 PM
I've been listening since april, and I love the show. But I'm wondering why does lil jimmy sit on the console with one leg crossed. It looks weird and comfortable. Just curious.

Are you serious.....?

Poop Doodle
11-28-2007, 07:23 PM
Isn't that how nervous lil' boys always sit? I hear he was voted 'most delightful little boy'.

tstlkevanilla
11-28-2007, 07:59 PM
He mentioned once that he's more comfortable standing

Voreskin
11-28-2007, 08:03 PM
lil Jimmy cant be botherd with normal things like sitting in chairs! He has fancy man things to accomplish! like making me laugh and laugh all day!

HoustonTornado
11-28-2007, 08:05 PM
He has fucked or been fucked by trannies.. so yea hemorrhoids could be an issue...


Nah... I sit that way sometimes because it's comfortable... who gives a fuck if it looks weird.. I feel good, pee in my butt...

DMS
11-28-2007, 08:42 PM
I was thinking his cotton panties feel weird on his shaved asshole

Thats fucking funny. HAHAHAHAH! :winner:

The Thadd
11-28-2007, 08:46 PM
Well, he has bowel problems. Maybe that has something to do with it???

Tony's bitch
11-28-2007, 08:48 PM
He mentioned once that he's more comfortable standing

Yes because he has a foot thingy on his foot and shit kept falling on his foot thingy.

drtwoball
11-29-2007, 10:46 PM
He sits like that because if he sat normally his cave like asshole would create a suction that no man could break away from. Similar to Earths gravity.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/Shadowkrieger88/jimnorton03.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/eastslastheart/Random%20Stuff/assy_mcgree_150.gif

Stonedjerkoff
11-29-2007, 10:48 PM
i think big boy sits on his balls and maybe some cock pendin on how he's hanging...jimmy's a good boy

watson
11-30-2007, 12:40 AM
He who questions Jimmy's means of sit stature shalt be blessed with AIDS

The Blonde
11-30-2007, 01:14 AM
I am guessing it is because the man can not sit still

chris612
12-01-2007, 06:10 AM
He sits like that because if he sat normally his cave like asshole would create a suction that no man could break away from. Similar to Earths gravity.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/Shadowkrieger88/jimnorton03.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/eastslastheart/Random%20Stuff/assy_mcgree_150.giffuckin hilarious....nice line!!!!

bitter rod
12-01-2007, 08:11 AM
lil Jimmy cant be botherd with normal things like sitting in chairs! He has fancy man things to accomplish! like making me laugh and laugh all day!

Great line.


I think he sits that way to avoid the Monster Rain that is constantly falling into his mouth.

tstlkevanilla
12-01-2007, 08:19 AM
Yes because he has a foot thingy on his foot and shit kept falling on his foot thingy.
"I HAVE A FOOT THING ON MY FOOT!"

Dani524
12-01-2007, 11:58 AM
I think he is hyper and really cant sit comfortably.

tstlkevanilla
12-01-2007, 12:09 PM
I think he is hyper and really cant sit comfortably.
I think it's because he's a stand-up comedian and is used to doing his comedy standing, as his job would imply......but you can only stand up for so long.. so he lays a leg on the console..

why do we care about this again?

jazer
12-02-2007, 02:59 PM
he takes 1,000 mg's of viagra per day

DeliverUsFromEva
12-02-2007, 07:32 PM
his perfectly hairless ass slides off any seat