THE OPIE RELIGION

[grandpas sack]

so today opie was talking about RELIGION, so lets start the opie RELIGION.

1 st commandment, kicking dogs are ok, only if your eating dinner and watching sports. praise be to opie.

[concert pig]

Blessed are the poor sick and homeless as there's is good cake to Jump on!:rimshot:

[tstlkevanilla]

Always light a Java log while watching TV with a friend of the same sex.

[grandpas sack]

mispronouncing words is ok, praise be to opie

[FalconsGuy]

The phones are blowing up

[tstlkevanilla]

The phones are blowing up
or exploding...

[sixxcrow]

All phone calls are to be ended during a callers sentence with a simple "click". So sayith Opie.

[sixxcrow]

All gift must be destroyed in the presence of the giver.

[clarkgrizzwald]

One must not go fishing at 4am the day after a bachelor party

[bitter rod]

"Who gives a shit" shall be the answer to all dump questions from wacky radio hosts. Praise be to Opie

[grandpas sack]

opie sits at the right hand od don imus. praise be to opie

all radio staions must play buttery beats. praise be to opie

[concert pig]

The End of the world is nigh,
For The Chinese are coming!
Praise be to Opie!

[NorCalSusan]

Use my real name and I'm sweet....Use my knickname and all bets are off!!
I worship at the feet of Opie!!

[chris612]

Pope Opie or rather.... Popie the Great!!! Has there been a Pope GREATER than thee?

[The Thadd]

Hire shitty producers and interns. I mean who needs to to have things work? Praise be to opie

[NeverWriteHome]

One must be a black ninja...fuckface

[grandpas sack]

the bikini tiny is the official drink at mass, thanks to opie. praise be to opie

[concert pig]

'It is easier for a Camel to walk thru the eye of a needle,
than for a NY shock Jock with F U money to buy a manhattan co-operative condiminium"

[SoCal2fan]

fuck em in their fuckholes! praise be to Opie

[watson]

so today opie was talking about RELIGION, so lets start the opie RELIGION.

1 st commandment, kicking dogs are ok, only if your eating dinner and watching sports. praise be to opie.

wow, who saw this coming?

praise the all mighty Opie

[grandpas sack]

the offical greeting to opie is the stink finger, praise be to opie

[concert pig]

the offical greeting to opie is the stink finger, praise be to opie
And the throwing of poker chips at someone is an act of good luck!
Oh Heavenly Hughes!

[jpl1776]

yu must linger longer. tee hee.

[Stalker Patti]

*Thou shalt "take on a life of one's own"
*Thou shalt break thy gifts
*Thou shalt never underestimate the psycho factor in one's head