Ron & Fez Listening Thread November 30th, 2007

[heymotherkisser]

I wonder how bad Dave will piss off Earl today :D

[Mick32]

DIC holder 721 checking in. LULZ.

[SPlDEY]

Hey all checking in

[heymotherkisser]

buddays

[Tom from Philly]

Hiya buddays

[IMhoody]

Hey Buddays

[Sharks!]

bawdddddysss

[IMhoody]

Job of the day:

Ronnie B is a genius

[Mick32]

Imana fuck this bitch, fuck this bitch, I'll fuck anything that moves!

[heymotherkisser]

i hate waking up with pains in my neck, feeling like i can't move :(

[heymotherkisser]

hahahaha 7-11 conspiracy!!!

[IMhoody]

711 conspriacy nuts...
"A slurpee is a slurpee"...

Pure Genius.

[Tom from Philly]

I dont get the zappa at all

[Sharks!]

i hate waking up with pains in my neck, feeling like i can't move :(

insert blowjob joke here...



Hiiiiyyyyy-ohhhh!!!

[Mick32]

Wait, girls cum, too?

Lulz.

[heymotherkisser]

Wait, girls cum, too?

Lulz.

:slap:

[Mick32]

I knew what the post said when I saw "last post by heymotherkisser"

[Sharks!]

Wait, girls cum, too?

Lulz.

next thing you're going to tell me is that 9/11 was real.

[megatron2015]

Good afternoon Buddays :wave:

[heymotherkisser]

:wave:

[heymotherkisser]

i'd make a man do stuff around the house. like cook. i can't. i try.

[clarkgrizzwald]

hello

[heymotherkisser]

hi clark

[clarkgrizzwald]

pitz needs to break up with his chick

[clarkgrizzwald]

I've never been asked by a girlfriends father to do manual labor... is this common place?

[Tom from Philly]

People still make them jokes about basketball? Shouldnt 202 enhance your humor skills?

[clarkgrizzwald]

it should but some people are beyond help

[heymotherkisser]

my brother in law helps my dad, but i think that's because he and my sister are married.

[Tom from Philly]

it should but some people are beyond help

Every time I see your name I want to yell Danny Fucking Kay

[clarkgrizzwald]

Every time I see your name I want to yell Danny Fucking Kay

well remembered

[clarkgrizzwald]

Is Dave for real? No 30 year old can be this ignorant

[FalconsGuy]

I got like 12 credit cards in college with no credit history.

[FalconsGuy]

Just as I was typing, this guy calls.

[heymotherkisser]

yeah, credit card companies hit me up IMMEDIATELY!!! they were never a large credit line, maybe $300-$400. it really helped for textbooks. it did not help when i realized i could now get credit cards at stores like the gap, old navy, express....to name three.

[clarkgrizzwald]

I think I had six at one point in time... I'm down to one now... I'm 31 and almost done paying off my college debt

[FalconsGuy]

100k in the tristate area?

This guy is on crack.

[FalconsGuy]

I love dave, but wow.

[heymotherkisser]

I think I had six at one point in time... I'm down to one now... I'm 31 and almost done paying off my college debt

that's probably the amount i had. my fave was my capital one card with fruit loops on it. so cute. but so bad bad bad. i paid that off about two years ago. and i'm only 22!!! i haven't used a credit card since.

[Sharks!]

north jersey!? my moms townhouse she sold for double what she paid for it in all of 6 years! dave's a shmuck.

[Mick32]

My brother bought a three bedroom/two bath in North Jersey, not that big -- $600K.

He's on crack if he thinks he's getting something for $100.

[heymotherkisser]

oh no.

[clarkgrizzwald]

that's probably the amount i had. my fave was my capital one card with fruit loops on it. so cute. but so bad bad bad. i paid that off about two years ago. and i'm only 22!!! i haven't used a credit card since.

out of debt at 22... you are far more responsible than me... my debt started with college textbooks but then I turned 21... the next 5 years are somewhat hazy... I think I had a great time

[heymotherkisser]

out of debt at 22... you are far more responsible than me... my debt started with college textbooks but then I turned 21... the next 5 years are somewhat hazy... I think I had a great time

i haven't even begun payment on school loans :(

[clarkgrizzwald]

My brother bought a three bedroom/two bath in North Jersey, not that big -- $600K.

He's on crack if he thinks he's getting something for $100.


I got a two bedroom two bath on a half acre for 145k... I don't miss living on the east coast

[clarkgrizzwald]

i haven't even begun payment on school loans :(

are you still in school?

[heymotherkisser]

are you still in school?

yep. it hasn't even started yet.

[clarkgrizzwald]

I don't miss sending out that check every month

[heymotherkisser]

hahahahah flea

[Sharks!]

lol Flea impression.

[Mick32]

Was Flea doing a Frenchy impression?

[heymotherkisser]

haha flea is banned

[clarkgrizzwald]

ducky=flea

[FalconsGuy]

RonnieB just did the flea impression.

[Flea_Man]

wow that bombed

[clarkgrizzwald]

lol

[FalconsGuy]

wow that bombed

No, it was one of your better calls honestly.

[heymotherkisser]

flea, it's okay. some people may like you.

[Mick32]

OMG, stop it!

[Flea_Man]

I gotta go back and listen to Ron do an impression. I couldn't hear.

[Flea_Man]

OMG, stop it!

I really don't say that.

[clarkgrizzwald]

fuck... Earl is loosing it

[Flea_Man]

I miss Mike32.

[Flea_Man]

I miss FalconsGay

[heymotherkisser]

earl is just nuts.

[clarkgrizzwald]

Line of the day
"I go to sleep, I dream, I wake up"

[heymotherkisser]

this is just uncomfortable!!!

[clarkgrizzwald]

earlpaddataman

[FalconsGuy]

No bit, I honestly do not know how he has a job. I was at the show and Lilly did 10 times more then he did.

[clarkgrizzwald]

this is just uncomfortable!!!

I love it

[clarkgrizzwald]

It has to be a bit on some level... is he really this bad

[Sharks!]

lol i think Luis Polonia played "poke her", he got in trouble because she was underaged.

[Flea_Man]

we are here

[heymotherkisser]

tony romo looked good in the backwards hat again. :(

i hate myself.

[clarkgrizzwald]

who do you think the craziest guy on the show is Dave, Earl or Fez?

[Mick32]

tony romo looked good in the backwards hat again. :(

i hate myself.

:noheymotherkisser:

[Sharks!]

lol i think Luis Polonia played "poke her", he got in trouble because she was underaged.

:carcrash:


i hate myself.

[heymotherkisser]

:noheymotherkisser:

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/76/fullj.f36cd451ddff6aceb44788a84f26f45f/f36cd451ddff6aceb44788a84f26f45f-getty-75558001rm029_green_bay_pac.jpg

:(

[Mick32]

I consider Flea to be a friend, so maybe I'm a little biased, but I think it's completely gay that people call him out when he hangs out at these parties. Maybe it was funny the first time BAM and NFP did it -- ok, it wasn't, but let's forget that for a second -- but why does anybody care if he can pull it off? It's so fucking gay.

[Mick32]

Swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!

[Flea_Man]

omg Guy Guyerson

[heymotherkisser]

this makes me miss thad :(

[FalconsGuy]

this makes me miss thad :(

I just said in an IM, I miss Thad Guyerson.

[Flea_Man]

I consider Flea to be a friend, so maybe I'm a little biased, but I think it's completely gay that people call him out when he hangs out at these parties. Maybe it was funny the first time BAM and NFP did it -- ok, it wasn't, but let's forget that for a second -- but why does anybody care if he can pull it off? It's so fucking gay.

Its gay especially because I get into 99% of the places.

[Mick32]

Heinrich Heinrichson?

[Mick32]

Heinrich Heinrichson is true to himself.

[heymotherkisser]

Its gay especially because I get into 99% of the places.

we were all 20 at one point. people are just dicks.

[Mick32]

Swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!

[heymotherkisser]

BOARD GOSSIP TOO!?!?!?!?!??

[FalconsGuy]

Swooooooooosh.

[FalconsGuy]

ohhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[FalconsGuy]

OMG, Earl.

[heymotherkisser]

oh no.

guy guyerson.
board gossip.
earl cries.

[FalconsGuy]

someone wants attention

[Mick32]

You know what? I've had enough. Some of my friends are here. Does anyone sleep worse than I do? Stop being a faggot, Earl. Do your job and figure it out.

[heymotherkisser]

well today's board gossip is just another thing earl has fucked up

[FalconsGuy]

Tim, old school rap, FTW

[Mick32]

NWA holds up.
Public Enemy.
Run DMC.
Beastie Boys.
Eric B and Rakim.

[Mick32]

Is the Chronic really old school?

And isn't there already an old school hip station on both XM and Sirius?

[clarkgrizzwald]

Is the Chronic really old school?

And isn't there already an old school hip station on both XM and Sirius?

it's gotta be close to 15 years old

[heymotherkisser]

i can't really participate in the old rap talk. bring up NKOTB.

[Mick32]

If old Jay-z and BIG are considered old school, then it definitely holds up.

[heymotherkisser]

PROJECT RUNWAY FTW!!!

[clarkgrizzwald]

nkotb now thats some old school shit

[Mick32]

TNA Buffalo shouldn't say anything.

[heymotherkisser]

burn

[FalconsGuy]

EazyE

Gimme dat nut

[Mick32]

I think I'm going to go through my iTunes and find old school rap that stands up.

[heymotherkisser]

56 game hitting streak won't be broken.

[Mick32]

I'm the type of nigga dat's built to last.
Fuck wit me, I'll put my foot in yo ass, nigga.

[Mick32]

Jay Mohr is a genius. That's the first record I thought about.

[clarkgrizzwald]

EPMD and Black Sheep hold up

[heymotherkisser]

oh, and whatever pitcher has the most wins. cy young, right?

that won't be broken

[clarkgrizzwald]

oh, and whatever pitcher has the most wins. cy young, right?

that won't be broken

Walter Johnson had 417

[clarkgrizzwald]

cy young had 511

[heymotherkisser]

young had over 500.

417 won't ever be broken either.

[clarkgrizzwald]

is anyone else even close?

[heymotherkisser]

why did guy guyerson just sound retarded?

[Mick32]

All of the below hold up, among others:
Beastie Boys
Big Pun
Busta Rhymes
Cypress Hill
DMX
Dre.
Eazy E
Ice Cube
Eric B and Rakim
Jay Z
LL
NWA
Notorious BIG
Run DMC
Sugar Hill Gang
Warren G

[heymotherkisser]

is anyone else even close?

i'm looking this up now.

[FalconsGuy]

All of the below hold up, among others:
Beastie Boys
Big Pun
Busta Rhymes
Cypress Hill
DMX
Dre.
Eazy E
Ice Cube
Eric B and Rakim
Jay Z
LL
NWA
Notorious BIG
Run DMC
Sugar Hill Gang
Warren G
:qft:

[Mick32]

Black Sheep and House of Pain are two more that have shit that holds up.

[heymotherkisser]

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/pitching/pi300c.shtml

there's the list. the only pitchers still pitching....

Roger Clemens


354

Greg Maddux

347

Tom Glavine

303

[Mick32]

Cy Young is way ahead. I think Greg Maddux is the current active leader and he's in the low to mid 300s.

[Mick32]

Forgot about Clemens. I guess I considered him retired again.

[heymotherkisser]

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/pitching/pi300c.shtml

there's the list. the only pitchers still pitching....

Roger Clemens


354

Greg Maddux

347

Tom Glavine

303

Cy Young is way ahead. I think Greg Maddux is the current active leader and he's in the low to mid 300s.

:shortbus:

[Wickedballs]

Earl = :cry:

[FalconsGuy]

for now

[clarkgrizzwald]

none of those guys will touch 417 let alone 511

[heymotherkisser]

pillows that go with nothing are awful. i am a girl, i like hello kitty. i don't need a hello kitty pillow.

[clarkgrizzwald]

pillows that go with nothing are awful. i am a girl, i like hello kitty. i don't need a hello kitty pillow.

it's impossible to have too many pillows

[heymotherkisser]

when i was younger like last year? i wasn't a big drinker when i was younger :(

[Wickedballs]

:wtf: i thought that thread was started here.

[Sharks!]

my dad liked 7&7's :(

he also made me make him drinks. a summer favorite was Orange soda and a Lauenbrow (however the fuck you spell it)

[heymotherkisser]

:wtf: i thought that thread was started here.

:stirpot:

[clarkgrizzwald]

no love

[heymotherkisser]

i guess when i am like tim's age, i will look back and laugh at all the fruity drinks i drink now.

[Mick32]

Mike--
Don't get Ash a Hello Kitty pillow for Christmas.

[Mick32]

i guess when i am like tim's age, i will look back and laugh at all the fruity drinks i drink now.

Please, with the way you drink, do you really think you'll live to be as old as I am. (I'm sad that I'm the old guy now. :( )

[heymotherkisser]

Please, with the way you drink, do you really think you'll live to be as old as I am. (I'm sad that I'm the old guy now. :( )

i will live that long.

[Michelangelo]

You think we will make the board gossip bit today?

[Michelangelo]

ESD says figger like that other word that starts with an 'N' - i.e. Earl

[Sharks!]

You think we will make the board gossip bit today?

maybe when you stop having sex with my wife!

dun dun!

[Mick32]

I like the old Board Gossip where they would make up shit about people.

[heymotherkisser]

i have some gossip brewing....watch yourselves...

[Dani524]

I just went to lunch with my girlfriends and its so true. We only talk about ourselves.

[Mick32]

i have some gossip brewing....watch yourselves...

You're not going to take a picture of the gossip and post it on the internetz, are you?

[heymotherkisser]

I just went to lunch with my girlfriends and its so true. We only talk about ourselves.

it's so much easier

[Michelangelo]

maybe when you stop having sex with my wife!

dun dun!

Like I have that kind of time!

[Sharks!]

Like I have that kind of time!

now you're saying she's not worth your time.

unbelievable.

[Sharks!]

Maybe Earl's cell is feeling sickled.

[heymotherkisser]

WHATLEY HAS A POSSE

[clarkgrizzwald]

I want to hear the Jimmy Norton Unmasked!

[Wickedballs]

I want to hear the Jimmy Norton Unmasked!

I can't wait for it. If it aired already, I missed it :(

[clarkgrizzwald]

They would have plugged the shit out of it.... I'm sure you would have known

[Sharks!]

wow, Lilly sure is confident.

[Michelangelo]

deep dickin' - Norton reference!

[Wickedballs]

:lilly:

[Fancy Man Frrrunkus]

love :lilly: sex talk

[Sharks!]

am i the only one that hates when chics think they can get to guys by saying their dicks are small?

what's next, i'm really gay? ugh.

minus 2 points for Lilly.

[clarkgrizzwald]

fuck I hate it when lou reed starts

[clarkgrizzwald]

bye guys

[Sharks!]

cyah!

[Wickedballs]

Later buddays :wave:

[Michelangelo]

c ya

[IMhoody]

Donk

[clarkgrizzwald]

only two posts away from intern

[clarkgrizzwald]

fuck it