The Gospel According to Bennington

11-13-2007, 08:38 PM

All Right, I'm just a Ham N' Egger Hayseed, but I love this Ron and Fez show. I don't even have that much time to post on boards or PalTalk. But, I'd be honored to salute all this show does for me as I go through my otherwise marginallized ho-hum day. I'm sure a lot of you feel the same way.
Instead of a line of the day thread like all the other boards, please accept and contribute to The 1st Gospels of Ron. Post here the things Ron has said that affect how you think, act and react, even how you live. Mantras, slogans and wit that have molded your personal philosophy only as Ron can bring out. I could start with a list, but instead I'll just chip in one small thing that has impacted me. Here it is, and why I chose it.

Ron 1:1 No matter what you have done my young Rube: "It don't make you a bad person." Let it go, move on let's don't make a big deal about it.

This has been invaluable in helping me let go of the petty irritating shit my friends, family and I do to each other on a daily basis as we try to live like humans in an inhumane world. And, not to judge too harshly.......

Barroom Hero · 11-13-2007, 10:36 PM

Ron 1:2 The wars fought between forces of good and evil have one common truth, This ducks alive!

MattyB · 11-13-2007, 11:04 PM

Ron 1:3 When in doubt, it is always the fault of the blacks.

Sharks! · 11-14-2007, 12:06 AM

Ron 1:4 Always have landing gear with you.

Mikeimus_Prime · 11-14-2007, 12:08 AM

Ron 1:5 It's much safer staying at home doing heroin, than it is to fly on a plane.

FG · 11-14-2007, 12:11 AM

I love this thread. I do not have anything to add just yet, but I will come up with a few.

Barroom Hero · 11-14-2007, 12:18 AM

Ron 1:6 The FBI will not hire midgets to bust you for an 8-ball.

11-14-2007, 08:59 AM

Ron 1:7 Remember, It Don't Make You A Bad Person!

(I realize after I first posted this it was in the first post as 1:1, but I feel it should be posted twice. And here's why...Personally I love this Line and have picked up a few chicks with it. Thank you Saint Ronny B)

11-14-2007, 09:00 AM

Ron 1:8 Carnies and Rubes, that's all there is. Carnies and Rubes

Barroom Hero · 11-14-2007, 10:44 AM

Ron 1:9 No matter how many small town people Ronnie kills in a night, Fez will never get past the dogs.

TheTruth · 11-14-2007, 11:02 AM

Ron 1:10 - The robots are coming

Boogie · 11-14-2007, 11:13 AM

Ron 1:11 - No matter what you say or do, I have my own radio show on XM.

Barroom Hero · 11-14-2007, 11:44 AM

Ron 1:12 When you go out to rape blind women, be careful because they may have had training.

11-14-2007, 11:51 AM

Ron 1:13 Every rapist should take a rape prevention prevention course

sixxcrow · 11-14-2007, 12:01 PM

1:14 Double dose, I like to double down.

11-14-2007, 12:35 PM

Ron 1:15 To kill a Giraffe, kick out their fuckn' legs and snap their neck, or kick the shit out of it.

IMhoody · 11-14-2007, 02:32 PM

Ron 1:16 - Just because its sweet, it doesnt mean its candy.

CrippledDonkeyStyle · 11-14-2007, 04:00 PM

Ron 1:17 You'll never get dressed as quick as when you wake up next to a naked dead chick.

Barroom Hero · 11-14-2007, 06:03 PM

Ron 1:18 Mescaline is pussy stuff. If you're going to do it, let's have a tea party, we'll all put on dresses, and we'll do mescaline.

Barroom Hero · 11-15-2007, 12:38 AM

Ron 1:19 Call me when you get home, so I know you're alright. But drive fast, I don't want to wait around forever.

11-13-2007, 08:38 PM	#1
MayorofBenningtonville Guest Posts: n/a	The Gospel According to Bennington All Right, I'm just a Ham N' Egger Hayseed, but I love this Ron and Fez show. I don't even have that much time to post on boards or PalTalk. But, I'd be honored to salute all this show does for me as I go through my otherwise marginallized ho-hum day. I'm sure a lot of you feel the same way. Instead of a line of the day thread like all the other boards, please accept and contribute to *The 1st Gospels of Ron. Post here the things Ron has said that affect how you think, act and react, even how you live. Mantras, slogans and wit that have molded your personal philosophy only as Ron can bring out. I could start with a list, but instead I'll just chip in one small thing that has impacted me. Here it is, and why I chose it. Ron 1:1 No matter what you have done my young Rube: "It don't make you a bad person."* Let it go, move on let's don't make a big deal about it. This has been invaluable in helping me let go of the petty irritating shit my friends, family and I do to each other on a daily basis as we try to live like humans in an inhumane world. And, not to judge too harshly.......

11-13-2007, 10:36 PM	#2
Barroom Hero Have a More Gooder Day Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,132 Rep Power: 22	Ron 1:2 The wars fought between forces of good and evil have one common truth, This ducks alive! __________________

11-14-2007, 12:18 AM	#7
Barroom Hero Have a More Gooder Day Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,132 Rep Power: 22	Ron 1:6 The FBI will not hire midgets to bust you for an 8-ball. __________________

11-14-2007, 08:59 AM	#8
2nd Sweetest Boy Guest Posts: n/a	Ron 1:7 Remember, It Don't Make You A Bad Person! (I realize after I first posted this it was in the first post as 1:1, but I feel it should be posted twice. And here's why...Personally I love this Line and have picked up a few chicks with it. Thank you Saint Ronny B) Last edited by 2nd Sweetest Boy; 11-14-2007 at 09:01 AM.

11-14-2007, 10:44 AM	#10
Barroom Hero Have a More Gooder Day Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,132 Rep Power: 22	Ron 1:9 No matter how many small town people Ronnie kills in a night, Fez will never get past the dogs. __________________

11-14-2007, 12:06 AM	#4
Sharks! mo' jesus, mo' problems. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Philly Posts: 4,023 Rep Power: 34	Ron 1:4 Always have landing gear with you.

11-14-2007, 12:08 AM	#5
Mikeimus_Prime Radio Gold Fans Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Universe, Milky Way, Earth, Florida, Orlando, a couch. Posts: 4,847 Rep Power: 0	Ron 1:5 It's much safer staying at home doing heroin, than it is to fly on a plane.

11-14-2007, 12:11 AM	#6
FG OMG!! UR A PIG! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Atlanta Posts: 4,580 Rep Power: 36	I love this thread. I do not have anything to add just yet, but I will come up with a few.

11-14-2007, 09:00 AM	#9
2nd Sweetest Boy Guest Posts: n/a	Ron 1:8 Carnies and Rubes, that's all there is. Carnies and Rubes

11-14-2007, 11:02 AM	#11
TheTruth Radio Gold Fans Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: North Jersey Posts: 80 Rep Power: 18	Ron 1:10 - The robots are coming __________________

11-14-2007, 11:13 AM	#12
Boogie Virginia Pest Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Richmond Va Posts: 82 Rep Power: 18	Ron 1:11 - No matter what you say or do, I have my own radio show on XM. __________________

11-14-2007, 11:44 AM	#13
Barroom Hero Have a More Gooder Day Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,132 Rep Power: 22	Ron 1:12 When you go out to rape blind women, be careful because they may have had training. __________________

11-14-2007, 11:51 AM	#14
tonysuperior Guest Posts: n/a	Ron 1:13 Every rapist should take a rape prevention prevention course

11-14-2007, 12:01 PM	#15
sixxcrow Canadian Rep Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,327 Rep Power: 27	1:14 Double dose, I like to double down. __________________ , It's nice not being the sickest fuck in the room.

11-14-2007, 12:35 PM	#16
2nd Sweetest Boy Guest Posts: n/a	Ron 1:15 To kill a Giraffe, kick out their fuckn' legs and snap their neck, or kick the shit out of it.

11-14-2007, 02:32 PM	#17
IMhoody Warsh My Balls Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Philly Posts: 826 Rep Power: 21	Ron 1:16 - Just because its sweet, it doesnt mean its candy. __________________

11-14-2007, 04:00 PM	#18
CrippledDonkeyStyle Baby Raper Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Riverhead, NY Posts: 1,298 Rep Power: 23	Ron 1:17 You'll never get dressed as quick as when you wake up next to a naked dead chick.

11-14-2007, 06:03 PM	#19
Barroom Hero Have a More Gooder Day Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,132 Rep Power: 22	Ron 1:18 Mescaline is pussy stuff. If you're going to do it, let's have a tea party, we'll all put on dresses, and we'll do mescaline. __________________

11-15-2007, 12:38 AM	#20
Barroom Hero Have a More Gooder Day Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,132 Rep Power: 22	Ron 1:19 Call me when you get home, so I know you're alright. But drive fast, I don't want to wait around forever. __________________

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